This is something you won’t find at your local fast food joint. A student creates a sandwich (costing $47) that totals almost 30,000 calories.
Here is the breakdown. I wonder if all that Canola oil got soaked up in the cooking process?
| Food | Calories |
| Fried Mushrooms – 15 | 450 |
| Bacon – 14 pieces | 990 |
| Onion rings – 18 | 1140 |
| Ground Beef – 1/4 lb. | 293 |
| Corndogs – 2 | 540 |
| Swiss Cheese – 4 slices | 425 |
| Provolone Cheese – 4 slices | 397 |
| Cheddar Cheese – 4 slices | 455 |
| Sliced Ham – 1/4 lb. | 184 |
| Sliced Turkey – 1/4 lb. | 181 |
| Pastrami – 1/4 lb. | 394 |
| Sliced Roast Beef – 1/4 lb. | 200 |
| Bratwurst – 1 | 510 |
| Braunschweiger – 1/4 lb. | 580 |
| Wheat Bread – 1 lb. | 1030 |
| Lettuce – 1/2 head | 25 |
| Feta Cheese – 4 oz. | 350 |
| Italian Salad Dressing – 6 oz. | 480 |
| Oregeno – 50 grams | 438 |
| Salt & Pepper – 50 grams | 0 |
| Butter – 1/2 lb. | 1600 |
| Parmesan Cheese – 100 grams | 465 |
| Canola Oil – 154 Tbsp. | 18,432 |
| Total | 29,559 |
Now that I’m reading it again, I really regret writing this. I feel so stupid. Almost as stupid as the guy who made the sandwich.
why don’t YOU? I’ll make you one right now…
> Why does everyone assume he’s some stuipid, fat-ass? He said he ate it…
There y’ go. Any other questions?
By the way, Internet comment nazis really need to make sure they spell “stupid” correctly, even if they spell everything else wrong.
Probably not unless you ate it.
If I saw some moron eating this, then falling off his chair, writhing on the ground, his heart seizing, then exploding, I wouldn’t even bother calling an ambulance. “What did you think was going to happen?” I’d laugh, dangling my cell phone just out of reach of his frantically clutching hands. Then I’d toss him the phone, knowing he’d never even be able to dial 911 with his greasy, swollen fingers, and leave.
Before I drove off, I like to think I’d hear him shout “GOD DAMMIT!” as he uselessly mashed the buttons around the 9, and the 1, and 1 again, dialling *098041122114, dropping the phone, trying to pick it up again, dialling 986874778…pointless, giving up…then, fading, wondering, Why?…why did I eat all that poisonous garbage…5,000 calories at a sitting…it’s like I was trying to prove something…but…what?…
…and the last voice he’d ever hear whispering in his ear, “Sorry, the number you’ve dialled is not in service…please hang up and try your call again…”
the canola oil was for frying all the stuff he needed to fry. e.g bacon
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA deadlift 50, yer a champ, 350 of muscle too! I’m just jealous of course…
Actually, it WOULD be what you were gonna eat if you didn’t plan on eating for 2 more weeks. 30,000 calorie is what you should be eating in 15 days =P
I think it’s great what you guys are doing with the beast skills, and it’s nice that you’re having fun with the 30,000 calorie sandwich and all. Have you considered any of the new cooking equipment like the Nuwave oven? You get the protein and not the grease(that goes for the rest of you reading this blog as well) or a Vitamix Juicer? You probably need more vitamins and minerals than sedentary types.
The only other place I saw exercises like yours was for people in the military and hobbyists. I can’t find it again without the proper keywords. Any ideas?
Thank you for your time.
Sincerely yours,
Rick Logan
duncemonkey@yahoo.com
All of this on wheat bread. Way to cut some calories
Why is it that just because someone comes up with an idea that a mind like yours was too feeble to come up with on own, or that is just plain crazy/pointless, it’s an indicator of “too much” free time? Ever heard of coming up with crazy ideas like this in class when you’re bored to tears because the professor has to define culture for a solid month to a bunch of idiots like you because they actually studied, since they are not preoccupied with “having a life” over studying–something they are PAYING AN INSTITUTION THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS A YEAR TO MAKE THEM DO!
I’ve never been so happy in my life as the day I ate this little piece of heaven. You see, I’m a great big fat person, and it’s hard to fill up my massive gut. I’ve tried gorging myself many times, but this did the trick. When I finished, I practically sucked the sucked the skin off of my fat fingers.
A little advice for those tackle this love of my life. Tilt it up before you take a bite as to funnel every drop of oily goodness into your mouth. Two thumbs up!
not only is he overestimating the calories, by a lot, but if he really did use that much canola oil – and he claims that he fried the food in it, well, that means he has to subtract those cals from the other foods. Like – the mushrooms…he’s already accounted for the oil in his cal estimates. he can’t double count them at the end in his canola oil total. not to mention he’s overestimated the cheese cals too. and oregano. and a whole bunch of other stuff.
the guy is an idiot.
“Canola Oil – 154 Tbsp. 18,432″
See, that’s totally cheating. 2/3rds of those calories are from the 5 pints of oil he drowned it in.
In my day, when we wanted 30,000 calories, we had to eat 75 sandwiches *by hand*. Uphill both ways.
wow – I just found this….gotta make one of these for me and a couple of friends.
Awesome