The Joy of Christmas Dinner in a Can

By Ted

Do you hate cooking Christmas dinner? Well, serve this to your guests this year and you’ll never be expected to do it again….


No stoves, no microwaves, no fires required since this can is self-heating.

This turkey casserole comes complete with stuffing balls and cranberry jelly and clocks in at just 209 Calories. It has a self-life of three years, so they make perfect stocking stuffers as well.

Oh yeah, if the apocalypse happens on Dec. 21st, your family will still be able to enjoy Christmas dinner while the rest of us eat cold, canned beans.

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