I DOUBT you’ll think of the spinning ice cream cone or the dude who invented toilet candy. But yet, someone thought our world was LACKING without them!
So, just how ridiculous is the human food-mind. Let’s find out…
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
For a mere $8.99 and 2 AAA batteries (not included) even the novice pasta-enthusiast can eat with the skill and zeal of your uncle Tony.
Car French-Fry Holder
If driving while drinking coffee, doing your makeup and talking on the phone wasn’t enough. Now you can eat your fries–and KETCHUP–too.
A&W Floats in a Bottle
No reason to order 2 straws at the soda parlor. You and your sweetie can enjoy your very own A&W ice cream float, in a bottle.
Widgets in the Guinness
Nope, it’s not the name of an Irish horror movie. Actually that little ball in your Guinness can is filled with pressurized nitrogen–it makes beer sudsy!
Sour Flush Candy Toilets
Get a load of this crap! Yeah, that was TOO easy. Now, if you’ve ever wondered what your TOILET tastes like, for $19.80 you can lick 12 of them.
The Pizza Cone
Focus on Your Coffee Mug
You can thank the advent of the digital camera for this. Bulky outdated camera equipment has given way to bulky NEWAGE coffee mugs.
Bringing Back the Automat
Butter like a Glue Stick
Take your spatulas and THROW them away! If you like putting together scrapbooks, you’ll LOVE buttering your toast with this!
We All Spin for Ice Cream
If you’ve ever sprained your neck licking a lollipop, the motorized ice cream cone is for you! Please, fork over the $12.99 before you hurt yourself.
Electrolux Scanner Toaster
No doubt, Albert Einstein is WHIRLING in his grave!