Diet Water

By Jim F

From the strange-products-from-japan department comes Diet Water… the perfect weight loss beverage.

I wondered if this picture was a photoshop job – until I found another Japanese “Diet Water” product.
UPDATE: Sapporo Diet Water is most definitely real – and was released way back in 2004!

What About American Diet Water

Well Americans certainly have their share of messed around with water.

3012-skinny-water.jpgSkinny Water: This brand is a whole line of flavor enhanced 0 calorie water . 9 flavors in all and do everything from detox to energize you.

3013-fitness-water.jpgFitness Water: This water by propel is supposed to hydrate you better than regular water during your workouts. At $3/ bottle, it better do something.

3014-mio-water-enhancer.jpgMio: Then there’s all the powdered and liquid water enhancers like Mio. You simply add a squirt of flavor/ vitamins to your own water.

What’s wrong with plain water?

Absolutely nothing. In fact, that is the best “diet” water there is.

Learning to drink and like plain water is the best way to hydrate. The western diet is full of sodium and minerals needed for electrolytes.

People who say they can’t stand the taste of plain water, I challenge you to try it for a month. I’m pretty sure you’ll change your tune and save some money.


  1. Patrice Austin

    Where can I find this diet water at

  2. Diddlydoo

    Still has too many calories.

  3. Jim

    Some fools will fall for anything

  4. peter

    where to buy the diet water

  5. B.F.

    Diet water? Really? How utterly stupid for anyone to buy water on the premise that it is “diet” water. But as P.T. Barnum once said, “there’s a sucker born every minute”.

  6. M

    Nothing “detoxes” you except your liver or kidneys.

  7. Don Chatman

    Are you going to come out with Diet everything. Would the Diet have minus Calories. How can you make it in different flavours.
    I am sure a lot of people will buy this. You can sell anything to some people.

  8. Water dude

    This water is probably just like vitamin water or just flavored water which if it has 0 calories then why not buy it

    • water boy

      that’s genius water dude

    • funscienceguy

      Because I can get it out of the kitchen faucette oh so much cheaper…

  9. Michael

    I call Shenanigans on this company because water is already 0 calories

  10. harambe

    this is stupid…..

  11. Shereen

    People are idiots

    • Ben Dover

      2 to 3 very ripe bananas, peeled
      1/3 cup melted butter
      1 teaspoon baking soda
      Pinch of salt
      3/4 cup sugar (1/2 cup if you would like it less sweet, 1 cup if more sweet)
      1 large egg, beaten
      1 teaspoon vanilla extract
      1 1/2 cups of all-purpose flour
      1 Preheat the oven to 350°F (175°C), and butter a 4×8-inch loaf pan.
      2 In a mixing bowl, mash the ripe bananas with a fork until completely smooth. Stir the melted butter into the mashed bananas.
      3 Mix in the baking soda and salt. Stir in the sugar, beaten egg, and vanilla extract. Mix in the flour.
      4 Pour the batter into your prepared loaf pan. Bake for 50 minutes to 1 hour at 350°F (175°C), or until a tester inserted into the center comes out clean.
      5 Remove from oven and cool completely on a rack. Remove the banana bread from the pan. Slice and serve. (A bread knife helps to make slices that aren’t crumbly.)

  12. Jane Chan

    Dieting is big in Japan. Anything that can be put in front of the words diet, including water can be marketed. The main reason is because diet is used to refer to exercise, skin care, etc. in contrast to the way it is used in the US, what you eat, how you eat to lose weight. In my opinion diet water is a kissing cousin of vitamin water. Who is to blame? Diet Sells

    • nadjib

      i know that the water is the best slimmer.. but any one here tried it ?

  13. denise

    I’m not sure if this water will actually solve weight problem. But I can recommend diet and exercise. It sounds cliche but it is the most effective way of losing weight.

  14. ryan

    is it effective?

  15. Hanna

    Im so tired of all these products from other countries. Tell me what you think obout SOBE “0” calorie Lifewater. I really like it.

    • Hannai Simbecilic

      from other countries? elaborate

  16. salami salami balogna

    you are all dumb and hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha diet water how do you make water diet it is like saying everyone is white

  17. jesus christ

    These comments make me want to punch my computer screen.

    • gg

      black and yellow black and yellow and youre not jesus homes lol and your comment made me fall off the couch laughing and im so sleepy im stupid lol

    • Bruno Berry

      I don’t have a P.C. anymore thanks to Diet Water…some spilled on it and it and it shrunk into a smart phone! (Yes….im soooo dumb for being stupid but…i can’t help it!)

  18. hunter

    I know for real I counted like 7 stupid or retard words in all the comments this is funny

  19. random craphead

    have you guys ever heard of a joke? you are all RETARDED. grammar can be taken anyway, 18 or eighteen, both are valid, you’re just trying to irritate each other, so grow up. Learn to have a sense of HUMOR!

  20. TrioHavoc

    Sorry to burst your bubble, but you can’t be nominated for the Darwin Awards unless you died a really stupid and hilarious death.

  21. kon mkon


  22. Jess

    I’m totally on your side with this – but you spelled hypocritical wrong. lmbo

  23. daren

    oh Japan…

  24. WonderBread

    Actually, regular American water is already a hunger suppressant. It expands your stomach like food, so you can actually lose weight if you drink it instead of juice and soda because it WILL make you full if you drink enough.

  25. Bullcrap

    You can’t write numbers out in full? That’s a load of crap.

  26. Sally

    At Wal-Mart they don’t have Japanese brand as pictured BUT they carry a diet water by Canada Dry (over near hard liquor).

    • Dana

      That’s not water!!! That’s Tonic water. Big difference. Tonic water is carbonated for one and also has fructose corn syrup (some brands have natural sweetener though) so.. the diet tonic water is for diabetics and people who don’t want the high fructose corn syrup…

      • Rob

        Except diet water is stupid. Diet water and tap water are the same what the heck is diet water no such thing

  27. Sally

    I mean “Canada Dry Brand” not Canadian Club as I stated (My mind was on something stronger LOL). =)

  28. Sally

    They do sell “Diet Water” in the USA…today I was at Wal-Mart. It was right next to the Seltzer water I was buying…Canadian Club brand! It is comical to have see diet water…but hey if one feels it will work, you never know…mind over matter! =)

  29. Reply

    Actually, all numbers over nine should be written with numerals. So your “eighteen” should have been written as 18.

  30. Chumo

    Then why are you commenting on this??
    Yeah think about it now Mr. Genius Genocide.


  31. Chumo

    WOW! Diet water, i could use some of that, i’m like 38 and reasonably over weight and have been trying to get a better alternative to all that water i drink, this stuff would help heaps!! 😛


    ps:Where do i get it from?? Any where in u.s?

  32. ben dover

    u got told