Office Weight Loss Contests: A Satirical Look

I don't watch much TV due to the fact that I don't own one. Fortunately (or perhaps not-so-fortunately) an internet connection is all you need nowadays to watch TV shows (thank you and dang you, Surf the Channel). The Office (US version) has become can't-miss-TV in our household. The focus of the first episode of the new season was a weight loss contest. The episode was hilarious, but I couldn't help but think sardonic reality behind these types of initiatives. Here are some great lines from that episode and 5 ways to create a successful weight loss contest:
From The Office, Season 5, Episode one. Watch it here.
Oscar: "All I've eaten today is a chicken breast and a case of diet coke"
Andy: "I have eaten since noon on Friday".
Kelly: (sweating and noticeably irritable) I'm on the third day of my cleanse diet. All I have to do is drink maple syrup, lemon juice, cayenne pepper and water for all 3 meals. I just bought 2 bikinis online.... I look amazing" (uttered with a distressed voice).
Michael: What is the matter with these people... they have no willpower. I once went 28 years without having sex....Then again for 7 years.
Kelly: I swallowed a tapeworm last night. It's going to grow to 3 feet inside me and eat all my food so I don't get fat. Then after 3 months I take some medicine and I pass it. I think it's from Mexico... Creed sold it to me.
Creed: That was no tapeworm.
Michael: I can't do this by myself people! Kelly and I are the only ones who have passed out or almost passed out.
Dwight: Here's what I'm going to do - I'm going to randomly select 3 people for liposuction. Let's see... Stanley, Phyllis and Kevin.
Phyllis: Are you insane!!! There was no client! Dwight drove me to an abandoned warehouse 5 miles away and pushed me out of the car.... I had to walk home with no purse and no money.
Dwight: And you burned a thousand calories!
Andy: Andy Bernard does not lose contests, he wins them.... Or he quits them because they're not fair.
Phyllis: I wonder what people like about me....Probably my jugs.
Michael: Does anybody know the #1 cause of death in the United States?
Dwight: Shotgun weddings?
Creed: Being scared to death?
Michael: I don't care what that scale says... you are all losers!
How to Run a Successful Weight Loss Contest
Weight loss contests can be a slippery slope - providing a breeding ground for unhealthy and obsessive behavior. Here's how weight loss contests can be successful:
- Don't call it a weight loss contest: It is best to refer to these types of initiatives as "Health Makeovers" or "Inch-Loss" or "Healthier You". This can help steer people away from scale-obsession.
- Use multiple determinants to decide a winner: This pertains to #1 in keeping with the "health goal" theme. Perhaps devise a formula that includes; Body fat percentage and girth measurement for physical changes, but also incorporate dietary improvements such as; servings of vegetables and fruit, number of fast food restaurant trips, water intake, etc. You may also have one for number of steps taken (keep track with a pedometer).
- Provide initial and on-going education: This will help give people some direction as to how to go about getting healthier. Have a health professional come in a provide a healthy living seminar.
- Make it a long-term contest: This will help people develop longer-term strategies to manage weight, rather than going all-out for a short period of time.
- Disqualify those who loose too quickly: Having a longer-term contest will help avert this, but having a cut-off as to how much one can lose per month is in order to avoid unsafe crash-dieting.
For the love of Pete, don't make the prize a coupon for an all-you-can eat buffet restaurant!
Did you happen to catch the Office episode? What did you think? Have you ever participated in a weight loss contest? What does an ideal contest look like to you?

I think it's a good idea -- since we're more likely to listen to our peers/coworkers than our family members, for fear of embarassment if we don't.
For example, my dad gets teased at his work place for bringing in Asian food. (He often goes home to tell Mum never to put soy sauce in with the rice "ever again".) His coworkers who go drinking coffee and eating pastries (which I think is quite unhealthy) during the lunch break fit in perfectly.
P.S. Perhaps a grammatical error: "Have a health professional come in a provide a healthy living seminar." (I hate it when something like this happens!)
Replythey have something at my job but they call it the fitness walk. its 3 months long where people from the office choose a time after work to take an hour walk 3 times a week. i think its a great idea; at an office, you are either rarely PERMITTED to leave your seat, or just dont get a chance to. i use my lunch break to excercise and my last 15 minute break to eat lunch. sometimes after sitting for so long all day, it makes you more exhausted when you get home and finally get to rest, so this burst of energy-enducing exercise is perfect for an office worker!
ReplyWeight loss contests can be a slippery slope - providing a breeding ground for unhealthy and obsessive behavior. The Office has become can't-miss-TV in our household. The focus of the first episode of the new season was a weight loss contest.
ReplyPeople might end up doing things out of the wrong motivation and not for health-reasons etc. Don't like that contest stuff.
ReplyWhy do you feel the need to tell everyone that you don't watch TV or that you don't own a TV? How is that fact relevant in any shape, form or fashion to the subject at hand? Of course, it isn't. You're just showing off; patting yourself on the back; making yourself look like a self-centered egotistical snob.
ReplyI think the only reason people choose not to own a TV is so they can run and tell everybody within earshot that they do not own a TV.
ReplyOur recent attempt ended in a disaster. We all threw in $50 there would be a cash incentive for the winner ($250 total). Instead of using body as a gauge, we used percentage of body weight loss.
Some guy, who used to wrestle in high school, dehydrated his body so much, that he was able to drop 18 pounds in 3 days. Here the rest of us ate salads and were exercising. He also made side bets with multiple co-workers up to $100 each about being the winner of our weight loss contest.
Needless to say, there was a lot of hard feelings when we decided the he forfeited because it was not in line with the original intention of getting healthier. Since then, no one wants to organize another contest. Previously, we would have a contest twice a year.
ReplyThank you so much for this extremely informative post. I am a human resource manager in a software company. I have seen that Silicon Valley is teeming with software engineers gaining weight due to lack of movement for hours. Sitting before a computer and drinking endless soft drinks and coffee and having junk food has lead to the problem of increasing weight amongst software engineers. My company physician is also very concerned about this problem. We organized some counseling sessions and lectures on the topic of increasing weight but it did not do much good. Starting a weight loss contest in office with these valuable tips will surely go a long way in maintaining fitness amongst office goers. Thanks a ton for such an informative post!
ReplyI work at a company called Muve and we offer an employee health and weight management program. The program is called the Gruve Solution and it incorporates 10 years of Mayo Clinic research on nutrition, activity and behavior related to weight management and obesity prevention. Your comment, "that Silicon Valley is teeming with software engineers gaining weight due to lack of movement for hours," is right on. The research from Mayo determined that sedentary environments are a primary contributor to the rise in obesity that increases health costs and takes a toll on productive and quality of life.
Our program, the Gruve Solution, is centered on the concept of N.E.A.T. (Non Exercise Activity Thermogenesis) which is all the calories one burns while doing normal activity(non-exercise). Research found that increasing the N.E.A.T in our daily lives can result in a dramatic improvement in one's overall health by reducing obesity risk factors including percent body fat, Body Mass Index, cholesterol...etc. With a demonstrated return on investment of approximately $1610 for $460 invested over two years and a payback within 9-18 months, this is a program that clearly makes sense. Please don't hesitate to contact me if you have any questions. elise.everett@muveit.com
ReplyI work in a lab at a hospital and we have a health club onsite. The health club often has promos like "For every hour you work out at the gym, you get a point. If you get 10 points, you get a free performance-wicking shirt". Or sometimes you can earn a Biggest Loser exercise DVD. It's not really geared toward losing weight per se; it's more about trying to get people to be healthier in general.
I used to work in a lab that did a "Biggest Loser" contest, but it ended up being kind of a failure. The lab was split into two teams and they got weighed every week. The team that lost the most collective weight at the end of the two month time period won a $200 gift certificate to Foot Locker. The thing was, I wasn't even allowed to join because I wasn't "fat enough", even though I totally wanted the $200 gift certificate. I wouldn't have lost any more weight, but I could've at least been there as moral support. It's not like I was going to purposefully gain a bunch of weight or anything. Plus, once the teams were made up, everyone wanted to switch teams and a bunch of people quit after the first week, so the teams had to be constantly re-done. In the end, I think they just ended up giving anyone that was still signed up for it a $25 gift certificate to Dick's or Foot Locker or something like that.
I'm not sure if I agree with the whole "disqualifying people for losing too quickly" thing though. Some people are very large and can lose weight REALLY fast when they first start out. They can be doing things the healthy way and just drop weight really fast. I don't think kicking them out of the contest would exactly be encouraging to them at that point.
ReplyOne idea too is to not run any contests but to just start creating and encouraging a healthier work environment like offering nutritionist & trainer discounts, encouraging fit breaks or ride your bike to work, ordering healthier meals for lunch, putting healthier snacks in the break room, getting rid of the vending machine or replacing all the snacks with healthy ones.
ReplyMassAttack runs programs for workplaces who want to have an office diet type thing. We don't run it as a competition though.
ReplyThat was funny! I love The Office.
ReplyFunny episode.
Weight loss competitions usually make me nervous... especially since I've been around some where the winner is not the one starting to make the most healthy choices. Can be disenheartening for those making healthy choices but not losing as much, and just plain unhealthy for those trying to win the competition no matter waht.
ReplyAs for my own experience, it was not very good. me and my friends had a competition where a big price is at stake. Of course, each an everyone of us were very eager to win. Sadly, one of my friends stood up and said that he will surely win. A month later, i heard a news that my friend died from starving.
ReplyI think the idea is great, but with a different twist. My office has an incentive based wellness program, but the difference is that we are incented to track what we eat, how much water we drink, the number of fruit/veggie servings and you get points for doing so. We then bank our points and then can order prizes out of an awards catalog. In addition to tracking the healthy activities we do, we have an electronic pedometer that tracks all our movement, not just steps. This allows us to have a team based contest on the most activity minutes, not just steps or distance. As long as your foot is moving, it's tracking activity minutes. It's really quite fun and it's made a HUGE difference on all of us, so many healthy changes are being made.
ReplyI like the one about making it a long term contest. Too many people just yo-yo on these weight loss things and sometimes gain back more each time they finish the contest
ReplyOMG!!!
That show was great!!
LOVE this part;
"Michael: I can't do this by myself people! Kelly and I are the only ones who have passed out or almost passed out."
HAHAHA!!!
Welcum 2 my life!!
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