SubscribeMen: Now You Can Stop Exercising Those Glutes...
Andrew Christian fashion has the perfect underwear for you:
The Flashback Butt Lifting Technology Boxer.
There's no need to waste your time hiding inside baggy jeans or to spend hours in the gym [...] The construction of the underwear automatically lifts the buttocks making it look firm and round without the need for any embarrassing padding, uncomfortable cups or straps hidden inside.
So guys, add a "bubble-butt" to those rippling abs and chiseled pecs.
Vanity knows no bounds.
via Gawker
More like this in Body Image · Feb 28, 2008
Do I detect added padding on the front as well?
Ok, so, probably not. It would have been funny though.
ReplyReminds me of the guy I used to see out jogging every morning. It was a popular waterfront jogging spot, and it was quite obvious he had a pair of socks rolled up in there. Must've got kinda warm down there.
ReplyWow. I thought I'd seen everything; guess not. Is this some sort of Wonderbutt thing for men? There's always Brazilian "butt implants", guys...then you too can look like Kim Kardashian.
ReplyInteresting idea. Fortunately, my hubby already has a fabulous butt--with just the right amount of roundness and "lift"-- naturally. ;-)
ReplyI have a big Problemmmmmm can someone help me please?
Replyare you serious?
Replywhy isn't it called the Wonder Butt?
ReplyOh... give me a break... since when does a man need to pad his rear end??? Talk about vein.
ReplyI think I'll continue my lunges and squats TYVM.
ReplyIn many polls, women prefer a guy who has good "jeans butt". That's the #1 consideration.
ReplyI have a "bubble-butt" from ATG Squats.
ReplyThats a great bandage Butt what happens when the bandage has to go to the laundry oops hope nobodys looking ,I`d stick with the good old fashion exercise program.
ReplyOK so two comments here:
1. I never thought I had to worry about my glutes
2. Why am I supposed to have bubble butt? I will have to ask my wife....actually she doesn't want to spend the money for the new look :)
ReplyI'm definitely a "butt woman," but come on!! What, are you going to wear the same underwear every day? Or buy seven of these things? It reminds me of that butt-bra thing.
I had a few drinks with a male colleague who asked, very seriously, if he had a good butt, and pointed out several other men in the bar, asking, "Is my butt better than his?" And this was an extemely fit, athletic guy with a great butt, nothing to worry about. I had no idea men could be that obsessive about their rears.
ReplyLucky for him he has a great butt, or you'd dump his ass in an instant.
ReplyThey've been selling butt-lifting underpants, pantyhose, and Spanx-like contraptions for women here for years. Of course, by "here" I mean in Brazil, the land of the butt obsession. Nobody would buy a Spanx-like thing if the butt were also flattened, so they make that area out of a non-constricting fabric.
Men here, as incredibly metrosexual as they have become (I was at a dinner party last night with around 10 guys... 7 of them were Harley-riding "retrosexuals", but the other 3 had highlighted hair! I don't have highlighted hair, hehe), a butt-lifting male underwear would never sell to straight men, as they'd imagine only gay men check out male butts. Front-lifting like that line of Australian underwear that was being advertised a few years ago? Now that would be gold.
Replyhehehe those are pretty funny. I guess there is a market for pretty much anything?
ReplyThese boxers has been our fastest selling product ever! We sell out of them every week. I guess the numbers speak for themselves... men want to look better in their jeans :D
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