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I went on a diet - had to go on two diets at the same time 'cause one diet wasn't giving me enough food. - Barry Marter
I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short. - Shelley Winters
The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility, and pushing their luck! - Author Unknown
I'm in shape. Round is a shape. - George Carlin
I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. - John Mortimer
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. -- Mark Twain
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason
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"I had to give up exercise... my thighs rubbed together so much that my underwear caught on fire!" ~ anonymous, but it's on a sign that I've hung on my treadmill.
ReplyLaura, that was me when I (re)started exercise... there is nothing worse than having to put on baby rash cream just cause you exercised, argh.
ReplyLoved the George Carlin and Mark Twain lines, classic!
ReplyThose are really great. The humor stories printed on here are my favorite.
ReplyAwesome! Especially the Barry Marter and Mark Twain.
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