Idiotic Diet One-liners

The Pakistani Tribune recently ran this serious headline "Waistline Can Be A Tummy Fat Warning". Well... I'm not sure where else you'd find tummy fat.

Pun site Pun of the Day also has a selection of diet related puns if you're in the mood for a laugh.

A lot of dieting is wishful shrinking.
Successful dieters might win the Nobelly prize.
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it all.
The dieter was at his width's end.

I'll leave the last line to the most famous of food lovers - Julia Child:

“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”