Bill Clinton Swears Off Junk Food
According to the Associated Press, Bill Clinton is on a diet:
No more junk food for Bill Clinton - at least not right now.The former president, whose White House tenure was accompanied by the staples of America's fast-food industry, showed up at his Harlem office Wednesday looking lean, but not mean.
With a wide grin on his face after a news conference to announce a new AIDS initiative, he deadpanned: "No beer." His dark business suit jacket swung open to reveal a flatter stomach, replacing the onetime presidential paunch.
Mr. Clinton says he's been following "The South Beach Diet," and "working out with a German man." He declined to divulge how many pounds he's lost.
Written By J. Foster
Bill,
ReplyYou look good thin or thick!!!
I think by now, Bill Clinton may be eating junk food once again, since they are so addictive, as well as unhealhty and nutrientless.
And I believed that Bill Clinton's hair turned gray during his presidency because of the trans fatty acids in the junk foods distroyed the pigment cells in the hair folicue. I noticed that Bill Clinton's hair was brown at the beginning of his presidency, but turn gray during his presidency. He had quadruple bypass surgery a couple of years ago, and there are rumors that Bill Clinton may have type II diabetes.
So, it may tell us that it's the junk food, not the meat, that's making us sick today.
ReplyYou're right to say that junk is about bad for everybody but I believe his hair got white because he got older...Trans fatty acids can't clump to your hair. Your hair can't get fat. Only your fat cells can store fat and those are on your body.
ReplyAlso it's the sensation of food that's usually addicting, not the actual food (except turkey and chocolate which have high levels of seratonin)
bill, no matter if you're a little chubby, you're still a sexy beast!
ReplySpeaking of Bill Clinton:
It is opined that Bill Clinton committed racist hate crimes, and I am not free to say anything further about it.
Respectfully Submitted by Andrew Y. Wang, J.D. Candidate
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993
(I can type 90 words per minute, and there are probably thousands of copies on the Internet indicating the content of this post.)
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“If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memories so they never got stale and faded.” Off the top of my head—it came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.