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Thought you had it sorted with your three cardio sessions and your regular weights training? You might be working much harder than you need to. Here's some ground-breaking new information about exercise, along with the accompanying logic...

Then don't buy a coffee table like this.

The $900 coffee table comes in metallic silver finish, red, orange or yellow.

(via Neatorama)

If you lack an infantile sense of humor - then you might want to give this one a miss.

Rude Food is a site that lists dozens of foods from around the world - all with rude names.

I went on a diet - had to go on two diets at the same time 'cause one diet wasn't giving me enough food. - Barry Marter

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short. - Shelley Winters

The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility, and pushing their luck! - Author Unknown

I'm in shape. Round is a shape. - George Carlin

I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. - John Mortimer

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. -- Mark Twain

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

The Pakistani Tribune recently ran this serious headline "Waistline Can Be A Tummy Fat Warning". Well... I'm not sure where else you'd find tummy fat.