heart attack

That first heart attack has got to be a shocker. You're at the bar watching the game, dipping Buffalo wings into blue cheese and - BAM!

You're on the floor grabbing your chest and yelling for your drunken buddies to call 911. If only you'd been popping olives instead of jalapeño poppers.

Because a new study shows the Mediterranean diet may lower your risk of having a cardiac event, especially that pesky first heart attack.

"You ain't nothin' but a hound dog" Elvis, was super cool. Big fat, sweaty, jumpsuit wearing, pseudo karate kicking Elvis, is just embarrassing.

However, The King's diet was the biggest travesty of them all. I see this sort of food in my nightmares--bacon, sausage, and mayo, oh my!

It would have been Elvis' 75th birthday on January 8th, so in honor of that, or if you have a death wish, take a gander at these monstrosities. I wouldn't eat them, but they'd make for good stunts on that Jackass show.

Feeling slighted these days? Like your boss just doesn't notice or appreciate your hard work? Well, our only suggestion is to either find a new job (which isn't exactly easy to do in our current economic climate), or do your best to grin and bear it. Or else.